so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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