we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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