And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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