He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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