I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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