dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You made out with two different species that night
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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