I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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