Fine. I'll sleep in my office
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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