google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We named our party play list daddy issues
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You're a waste of cheezeits
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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