Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I have post one night stand depression
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