Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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