I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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