so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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