Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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