You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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