Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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