Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Enjoy the penises
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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