I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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