its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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