when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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