Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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