Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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