Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
i need some magic done to my vagina
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