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im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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