There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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