Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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