Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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