Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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