i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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