What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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