Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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