weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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