The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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