I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Randomize