I accidentally burped into my bong.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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