garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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