it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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