She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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