your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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