Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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