Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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