Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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