I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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