It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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