I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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