? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I love having hate sex.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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