"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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