D3 body, D1 cock
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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