see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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