i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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