You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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